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Wille sent this web site address to me. It is a Dutch Department store (euros apply). Safe and non risqué. Go to it and do nothing and watch.......  http://producten.hema.nl/  

And here is a little thought for you.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks       than the English.

CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.........Being English is apparently what kills you.

 From an over weight Scotsman - Willie again !   

With the Supermarket Prices wars ..... an offer NOT to be missed! I thought this was a hoax at first...

Summer 2010 is coming (honest!). To celebrate this many supermarket stores are giving away free barbecues to all that can go and collect them. You can get a free BBQ from any of the following stores.
· ASDA       Morrison's       Costco       Somerfield       Aldi       Sainsbury       Tesco       Waitrose    and more

All BBQs come with a higher shelf which can be used for keeping things warm! PLEASE NOTE: Some stores may charge a £1 administration fee. If you wish to see a picture of this in use in our garden (for a neighbours BBQ) please scroll down.

Ten years on a deserted island.

A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years!", he says.

She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!"

Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?" He replies, "Ten years!"

She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!"

Then she starts unzipping a longer zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you've had some real fun?"

And the man replies, "Wow! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there!"

If nothing ever sticks to teflon, how do they make teflon stick to the pan?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

When you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

How does the man who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

A: Because it was a double-crosser.

Types of computer viruses

Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.

Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.

Freudian virus: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.

Government economist virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.

Politically correct virus: Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism".

Right To Life virus: Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a counselor about possible alternatives.

UK Parliament virus: Splits the screen into two with a message in each half blaming other side for the state of the system.

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